In a shocking event a suspicious person shot a magnum at the president. Senile Sam is fortunately...
Earlier today a mysterious person raided all of the Kurger Bings and made off with all of...
Due to the changing of the semesters the “DAILY NEWS” will be posting later in the day...
This evening supreme court judge Cooper C. was suspected to have stolen Five hundred billion dollars from...
This morning our team reported from the white house that “Senile Sam” the president of skibbidy land...
A couple days ago when top cop Boston B. chased the nerd from the city he was...
Today in a shocking turn of events gangsta white and his boxer bois found the nerd lurking...
In a stunning turn of events, the United States Congress has overwhelmingly rejected Senile Sam’s bid for...
In a startling move that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, Senile Sam, the aging and...
Some of the victims include: Cole White, Boston Bulloch, Sam Larsen, and Ryan Simpson. please beware otherwise...
