Today the funeral for former president Senile Sam happened. This is supposed to be like a huge...
Today in a shocking event Adam attacked the new school. After the school had been destroyed by...
Today at 3:33 skibbidi time short lived president Senile Sam was hit in the forehead with a...
Today lil white takes home the crown as the best rapper in skibbidy land. Lil Jared sucked...
Tonight at the local Kurger Bing come see Lil White Vs. Lil Jared Rap to the death,...
In a shocking event a suspicious person shot a magnum at the president. Senile Sam is fortunately...
Earlier today a mysterious person raided all of the Kurger Bings and made off with all of...
Due to the changing of the semesters the “DAILY NEWS” will be posting later in the day...
This evening supreme court judge Cooper C. was suspected to have stolen Five hundred billion dollars from...
This morning our team reported from the white house that “Senile Sam” the president of skibbidy land...