Henry Pullen
President Rogeypoo has gone missing. The government has been left in complete disarray without this powerful authority....
DAILY NEWS
Happy st Patrick’s day! Remember to put on your green, or you will be executed by Patrick...
The man who stole the power ranger toy two days ago has been caught. He is now...
Demon Cole robots are attacking the city. Boston is suspected of this cosidering he pulled off the...
Alert: the local Walmart has been robbed. Please be on a derpy looking figure who looks like...
Come to skibbidi land arena today to witness the battle of the sigmas. Self proclaimed sigma Levi...
ATTENTION: The nerd admitted yesterday that he was the guy that made the Jared clone mutations. He...
A new villain arrived in skibbidi land today. He calls himself “Closed Captions”. Please be wary today,...
The notorious Samster is suspected in the disappearance of Cole, Bruce White, and Sigma white. No arrests...
Attention all skibidians: “we traveled yesterday to krusty Krab to get some Krabby patties but were interrupted...
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