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This evening samuel Larsen lost his sanity while being in the sigma skibbity insanity asylum. Scientists have...
After a long and hard battle Cole has defeated the great and all powerful Adam. Police have...
BREAKING NEWS: Adam has returned and is trying to destroy the judiciary branch. Luckily recently found hero...
welcome back from the holidays! Our news team has decided to give you more coverage on the...
Cole the super hero was spotted earlier today at a Kurger Bing ordering a beesechurger. Fortunately our...
With a tremendous boom the white house exploded at 8:50am. Three members of the cabinet including the...
This morning at 10:30 our reporting team interviewed the city sheriff on his opinion that Cole may...
This afternoon on December 3 local rich guy Bruce White was interviewed by our ground team about...
Legendary hero Cole white has been spotted driving through the burger king ordering a whopper jr meal...