
ALERT: Be on the lookout for a small metallic object. It is a Adams food brand AI toaster that went rouge about two days ago after refusing to toast gluten free bread. It has caused many disasters including rupturing a fuel line to the new school. Everyone got out of the building and dodged the explosion. The new school project is starting this week where you can donate at Totallynotasuspiciouswebsite.com. Please report any sightings of the deranged toaster to the Skibbidi police department.