Henry Pullen 
Watch out y’all a new decisive device will soon be available for all of you! Do you ever need to protect your self from villains like The Big Bad B? Well fear no more because of this new mechanical object. Developed straight by Grantium the Great himself you can now scare away the bad guys all by yourself. Using new high tech technology you can print faces to defend yourself. It has two modes: Sigma Mode which will print spectacular Sigma faces to heal and give protection or Ugly Mode which will print horrific faces to make the bad guys run. Just don’t look into the ugly faces yourself or you’ll be too scared to do much of anything! These will become available at Walmart at the end of April. Stay safe!
Henry Pullen 
