
ALERT: An accident happened today at the cloning factory. The cure for cancer was sent to the cloning factory by Dr. Pullens medical team. Some random nerds brought lil Jared’s body there for who knows what. In the end some stupid dumb guy tipped over the vial into lil Jared’s cloning cell. In the end he was mutated, cloned, and he somehow came back to life. Please stay in your homes today.