Henry Pullen 
Today in a shocking turn of events gangsta white and his boxer bois found the nerd lurking in the forest. They started battling each other. One random person said “it is surprising that the biggest drug lord in the entire of skibbity land would try to protect us”. Even though they were presumed to be fighting the forest was awfully quiet this afternoon police think something more nefarious could be working here.
I am always 2 steps ahead
You will never defeat the nerd.