Henry Pullen 
The long disputed arctic area now falls under another attacker. The Adam food brand toaster arrived this morning and started shooting burning toast everywhere. Why is this land worth fighting for? many people suspect that there may be a deeper mystery held under the ice. Historians speak of a deranged mutant beast that was sealed under the ground many years ago by the gods of skibbidi land. But no one really knows for sure!
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