
In a shocking turn of events a rouge cartoon cannon from the Cole army has attacked Souper Cooper’s Souper Soup Shop. He was arrested at 12:69 am by county officials. The motive for his attack is unknown as no interviews have been conducted but leading up to the violent destruction was him saying how much he hated Souper Cooper’s soup. The bombardment destroyed almost half of the western wall and crumbled the entire roof to dust. Souper Cooper’s Souper Soup Shop is closed until further notice.