Henry Pullen 
Today at 3:33 skibbidi time short lived president Senile Sam was hit in the forehead with a bullet. The mysterious person escaped with his life after being chased by the quick response of Levi the secret service. Rogeypoo is now the acting president for the rest of the term.
Henry Pullen 
SENILE SAM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
you’re dead haha
I will Avenge thee Senile Sam. I WILL AVENGE THEE!!!!!
*Blow up whistle noise*