Henry Pullen 
This morning our team reported from the white house that “Senile Sam” the president of skibbidy land has issued a state of emergency. People are warned to stay out of suspicious alleyways or they might disappear too. Keep an eye out for the missing people in yesterdays and if you have any tips please visit skibbidypolice.com.
Stay unsafe everybody, the government will get this situation taken care of.
We are coming for you Sam. And your little dog too!
if you have one