Henry Pullen 
The God of Gambling got tired of all the other casinos so he just decided to win a few games and build his own. Tonight is opening night with a 5,000 dollar jackpot so, you know, spend your life savings! Kyller himself cloned himself a million times to try to win meaning the chances may be a little tight. This new attraction offers many drinks selections and a top of the notch bar! It even has a little gamblers class, teaching the art of gambling to all of the young-ins. So please, feel free to come on over and spend all of your cash (card accepted too).
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About the Author
I gamble there all the time, it is great in my opinion