
ATTENTION EVERYONE: Cole started mewing yesterday and is now stuck doing it. The only way to break Cole’s mewing is to get The Notorious Samster aka Samuel Larsen to say 6,7. If he doesn’t say this then the whole world will end and everything will blow up Etc. So please, if you ever see Sam anywhere you must pester him into saying 6,7. Daily news consumers, you are our only hope.