Henry Pullen
The Jared clones were incinerated today in Arctica. Nobody knows why but The Nerd struck them down...
Year: 2025
The Gods responded to theories made by the tin foil hat man. Apparently they didn’t cause the...
Watch out y’all a new decisive device will soon be available for all of you! Do you...
Lightning struck from above as people fled in utter chaos. Fire ripped across the already damaged four...
In a shocking turn of events a rouge cartoon cannon from the Cole army has attacked Souper...
ATTENTION: be on the lookout for two suspects who are connected with yet another robbery of the...
BREAKING NEWS: The Jared clones which had fled from the fight with Souper Cooper have now taken...
At approximately 6:70 EST this morning a signature was picked up near an abandoned castle near the...
The outlook is bleak for superhero Souper Cooper. Closed captions and Cole have teamed up to defeat...
