
Sorry for being sick yesterday! A lot happened in the last few days. The Cole from the Cole mines was shipped to Adam Co’s headquarters and was processed in super high tech machines. Now you also get the added bonus of a “New and Improved” sticker on the side. This new toaster can burn all of your breads so you never have to worry about not having enough burned bread! With a new AI core the toaster can think for itself and chooses the best way to burn bread, whether that be by incendiary grenade or flamethrower. This toaster is expected to release early 2026.
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