Henry Pullen 
This morning the supreme court blew up in a massive explosion. you know what else is massive? The loooow taper fade. But anyways everyone died except for all the members in the supreme court. Many suspects include The Notorious Samster, Bossy B. Gangsta white, the Nerd, Adam, and Celebrity Sam. Police are investigating the scene.
About the Author
It was the nerd. He has a thing for explosions.