Henry Pullen 
Today the funeral for former president Senile Sam happened. This is supposed to be like a huge sad event but like who really cares like Senile sam was kinda a bad president. He didn’t do anything as our 69th president. Anyways parties will be held all around and there will be free food for everyone. Trust me it’ll be fun!
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I will be the DJ to make sure it is the most fire party ever